Alright so now that I have gotten Liverpool outta my system (My previous blog of course) I can concentrate on the matters at hand. Is it just me or have rock stars become less dangerous and more chilled???? The modern day rock star seems to have lost his/her element of rockness people! Yes? No? Maybe? Come on you gotta agree that these days rock music has become quite safe, it's almost as if it has become every little rich kids day job?
Cast your minds back to the late 70's/early 80's. How hard were bands like Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Kiss, Motorhead et al rocking??? But they all gained fame for their off stage antics more than for their amazing and timeless music. That's how we remember them I'm afraid! Let's be serious these days one never ever hears of trashed hotels (Unless of course it involves Charlie Sheen - God bless him), heroin overdoses, fist fights etc...etc...Rock has become way too safe. I remember the days when rock bands travelled around with lap dancers instead of laptops??? Ozzy Osbourne, Nikki Sixx, Slash, Alice Cooper, Dave Mustaine, Sebastian Bach...these dudes were all pretty dangerous and super reckless in their time. The rock stars these days care more about updating their status on Twitter rather than updating their "chick-tionary" with another groupies name! Am I wrong?
When last did you hear of cocaine induced strokes? (Thanks Steven Adler) Led Zeppelin used to have sex-capades by inserting fish up women's genitalia, Nikki Sixx OD'd twice in his lifetime, Lemmy....well Lemmy is Lemmy...a certifiable speed and Jack freak! Ozzy pissing on the Alamo, hell Ozzy snarfing a line of ants with the Crue, fuck Ozzy biting the heads off numerous living creatures. Cast your minds back to the drunken state Slash and Duff were in when they got up at the Grammy's to collect their Grammy. (I think Guns won it for best rock song or best rock band) Or even Vince Neil crashing the car that killed Razzle from Hanoi Rocks! Even in the 90's rock stars were doing crazy things. Marilyn Manson pissing on a chick and covering her with raw meat is quite high on the list. How amazing is that? That's rock n' roll!!!!
These days rock stars gym like sportsmen and they actually read through their contracts. They don't sport crappy prison tattoos. They take vitamins, they have personal trainers, iPads, iPods, laptops, play stations...I mean WTF????? When did they replace the "Sex, Drugs & Rock N' Roll" ethos??? Any of you ever read Motley Crue's autobiography "The Dirt"? Crickey, those kids lived in a house dubbed the "Motley House" and for years they literally lived off drugs and cheap prosies. Getting into fights and getting arrested was the order of the day. Gang bangs grew on trees and cocaine and heroin became the new breakfast. Bands like Motley and Guns literally sold drugs and women to get money to buy instruments, pay rent and survive. The original hellraisers!!!
Now I pick up the Metal Hammer or Kerrang and I read about how the guys start their day with an hour's training with their personal trainer. They are on diet pills, supplements....they eat healthy. I mean, huh??? Don't get me wrong, there are still dudes out there that live rock n' roll to the bone but one senses that the days of snarfing ants, licking piss, assaulting neighbours with wine bottles (Will the real Axl Rose please stand up?), biting off bats heads, signing record deals in blood and and and...are pretty much gone....In fact the only dudes still making splashes these days seem to be the old school, original trouble makers who every now and then step outta line. You can't stay sober forever, hey Slash??? :-)
We need more rock stars like Blackie Lawless (The Love Machine) or Chris Holmes. (You guys remember that documentary "The decline of Western Civilization: The Metal Years"?) Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne. Nikki Sixx, Iggy Pop, Lemmy, GG Alin, (If you guys have never heard of him, please do yourselves a favour and google him.) Duff Mckagan and and and...
God bless the hellraisers and death dealers of the 1980's! We salute you crazy madmen of rock!!! \m/
Wimps and posers....well um....leave the hall!!!!
The transfer talk was shite he said - Torres. Torres
He told the papers where he stands,
He loves the club and he loves the fans,
Fernando Torres - Liverpools number nine!!!!